There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.
My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”
A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.
After much consideration me and Aaron decided to be #kellykapowski and #zackmorris for Halloween :) #excited #didntwannaexplainallnight
You mean to tell me that he didn’t call his voicemail just to hear his voice?
look at our lives, look at our choices
how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?
Dermatologists must hate him
All I want is education, and I am afraid of no one.
So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
This is rich with content and drama
"Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil"