pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

thethirdnewestoriginal:

Matilda, Directed by Danny DeVito. (1996)

thethirdnewestoriginal:

Matilda, Directed by Danny DeVito. (1996)

silentbutgolden:

yet—another—url:

I love every one of these

celestial-sexhair:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet

4gifs:

1 wow please

4gifs:

1 wow please

Best #tbt picture I could find in my phone :) @stephanie_steece @alliecook715 @tyleranhobbes #imissmysiblings

Best #tbt picture I could find in my phone :) @stephanie_steece @alliecook715 @tyleranhobbes #imissmysiblings

#workflow #longhair #dontcare

#workflow #longhair #dontcare

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

unmotveited:

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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This will always be one of my favorite posts on tumblr

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

senhoritaugly:

I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls
unkemptly:

unkeepinq:



“To judge a man by his weakest link or deed is like judging the power of the ocean by one wave.” 

This is literary my favourtie thing ever

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lucid blog

unkemptly:

unkeepinq:


“To judge a man by his weakest link or deed is like judging the power of the ocean by one wave.” 

This is literary my favourtie thing ever

x

lucid blog

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x