so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
That’s adorable
- People who dress better than them
- People with better cars than them
- Being ignored
- Being provoked to jealousy
- Being too cold
- Being too wet
- Being forced to go to church
- Being trapped inside on a sunny day
- Being told to slow down
- Being told they can’t flirt
Ehhhhhhh..
Yes and no.
Pretty much me minus the last one and the sunny days one
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS PIZZA
THIS ISN’T PIZZA?
of course it is pizza it is the lord of all pizzas
WHY WOULD THERE BE A RING BAKING IN THE MIDDLE OF A PIZZA
ENGAGEMENT PIZZA
what a precious way to propose
oHMGYod








