pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself
unimpressedcats:

waiter ! there’s a cat in my soup !

unimpressedcats:

waiter ! there’s a cat in my soup !

ninjaotta:

opreparetobemildlyentertained:

lalalacoco:

so guys i was trying to cheer someone up with harry potter memes and i found some really good ones

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like seriously

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look at these

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i feel like i just relived 2008

oh my fucking god

ineffable
[in-ef-uh-buhl]
(adjective) In the list of one of the most 100 beautiful words in the English language, ineffable’s beauty lies in its flowing sound and meaning. Ineffable describes the sentiment of being unable to express something in words because it is too extreme to communicate; words cannot possibly do justice at this particular moment.  (via splitterherzen)

ponyboy-is-my-homieboy:

<i> “Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club”

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

unimpressedcats:

feed me i’m a baby!

unimpressedcats:

feed me i’m a baby!

akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

daddyporn:

Rare footage of Beyoncé sucking the life force out of a baby to make herself more powerful

daddyporn:

Rare footage of Beyoncé sucking the life force out of a baby to make herself more powerful

mikidora:

Victorian morphine set

mikidora:

Victorian morphine set